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My Big Redneck Wedding is the horrifying show on television these days??!! I watched it last night and i will never, i repeat NEVER watch it again! On the one half hour episode that i was there was this absolutely terrifying couple. I never thought that these types of people existed! I actually grabbed a pen and paper to take notes on the show and this is what i wrote down......

He urinated will you marry me into the road to purpose
They got married in a thrift store under and arch of Budweiser cans
And when they did not have enough cans to complete the arch. The groom began guzzling down beer to make enough.
She had her wedding gown fed-ex’d to her. . . . she ordered a 28 and they sent her an 8 yet her fiance still tried to help stuff her into it.
She chose orange lilies for her flowers and she wanted the stems surrounded with duct tape
The night before the wedding the groom decided that he would win her a bear out of a claw machine for a wedding gift for his bride.
His vows included the words. You’re hotter than a hot pocket.
He did not shower on the wedding day
They had wreaths of beer cans at the wedding
The bride lost her denchers the morning of the wedding and the mom offered to let her use hers
She smoked a cigarette in her gown right before walking down the aisle
The groomsmen wore john deer t-shirts and cowboy hats
They threw chickens instead of doves
They used paper plates for the food
People drank out of red plastic cups
They rode a mechanical bull together to end the reception

I was honestly getting severe anxiety while watching this. That is what my nightmares are made of people! Once again i will NEVER watch that show again.