DiD yOu KnOw???

Did you know that....

if you are ever asked to be a full body wax model to say no! Today i was sitting at school and it was about five o'clock when one of the esthstetics girls came down to the Cosmo floor needing a model for a full body wax. I need to stay at school until nine so that i can be done faster. So i was feeling pretty not excited about sitting there for another four hours. So next thing i knew i volunteered myself. I have never been waxed before. Nothing other than my eyebrows so clearly i had no idea what i was in for. First they made me put on all this disposable underwear.....sick! And i had to wear this towel that stuck to me. Then she had me lay on this table covered in butcher paper. She did my legs first. It stung so badly i could have cried. My whole body was so tense i don't even know if i was breathing. I thought i was going to die. I swear to you that i was levitating off of the table. Once she did both of the fronts of my legs she asked me to turn over. After she finished the back of my legs she told me that she had forgotten a step. When i tried to get off the paper it was all stuck to me. Like i was some sort of giant paper machete project. She had forgotten to oil me. I had to pretty much re-wax myself. I began to hate her. Then she informed me that we were moving on to the Brazilian. The girl next to me who was also being a model had started with her Brazilian. There were like seven ladies all around her talking about her skin tearing and burning and bleeding. Needless to say, i was horrified. It didn't hurt nearly as bad as my legs did. Once i was finished i decided that shaving is fine with me. Never again. It was awful. And she sent me out of there so covered in oil i could barely keep my pants on. It was ridiculous.